163+ Catchy Pirate Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

Do you have your Halloween costume ready? Or are you not at all prepared for Halloween?! It’s time you move your body and get that costume and decorate your place and add some scares to your life! This article consists of some ‘pirate’ captions that are connected to Halloween only! 

Pirate Captions for Instagram 

Behold, the Pirate is here. #behold 

Aye, aye, Captain! #ayeaye 

The Captain in flesh and blood. #fleshandblood 

We do not have your ship. #whyshouldwe 

Shouldn’t you be underground? #ranaway 

One eye is the epic costume. #oneeye

Wearing the must-wear pirate costume for Halloween! #mustwear 

Be scared; I have a gun. #ihaveagun 

Drunk pirates are boarding a car to pick up a crush. #loveisintheair 

Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud to see you. #captainJS

Hey there, mate. #whatsup 

The first rule of Halloween is to snap a picture in your Halloween costume. #snapapicture 

This doesn’t feel pirate-y! #dontfeelit 

Keep your costumes ready! #keepthemready 

My friends aren’t listening to the Captain of the ship. #thatwouldbeme 

Jack Sparrow makeup on! #makeupon 

Mood Halloween. #Mood 

Fit the vibe and come shooting with us! #fitthevibe 

You can’t talk without using a single pun! #talkinpuns 

Bro, Captain Sparrow, could pun and rhyme. Can you? #punandrhyme 

Not everything is scary and gold, mate. #scaryandgold 

Looking for my mermaid! #searching 

Ahoy there! Halloween is here. #ahoythere 

Are you of any good? #yesmaam 

Have you got rules? #nope 

Learnt the rules to break them! #breakthem 

Ahoy! Should I call you to mate? #you might 

I only live telecast my skills. #live

Always be a pirate! #always 

Performed under supervision only. Do not try it at home alone. #censored 

Warning ahead. You are entering pirate premises. #warning 

You have, of course, heard about me! #ofcourse 

Approved. #approved 

I like black pearls. #blackpearls 

Sea my body! #see

Check out my outfit! #checkitout 

Captain Sparrow and his team. Aye aye. #ayeaye 

Lost and found in someone else’s ship. #lostandfound 

Shipping Sparrow and always. #shipping 

Time to decorate my house with everything pirate-y! #decorations 

Did your wife allow that? Oh, hello, it’s her decision only. #ohello

Everyone now, call me Captain. #callme 

Where’s the rum? #inthelocker 

I thought you were bringing in some country rum! #wheresmyrum 

Where’s my rum? #where 

Don’t come empty-handed. Always get something. #alwaysgetsomething 

Halloween decorations are going on in full swing. #fullswing 

It’s like a pirate ship inside of here. #insidehere 

We recreated this scene with a fake Jack Sparrow by our side. #fakeJS 

Called Johnny Depp, but he says he is busy getting robbed by his wife. #busygettingrobbed 

Once you enter our premises, lose all hope of survival! #allhope

Born to rum. #nottorun 

All eyes on the deck. O sorry. #shit.

Home is where the eye patch can be removed. #noeyepatch 

Scaring like a pirate! #scaring 

It’s not the 1600s anymore. There ain’t no pirates anymore. #youthink 

My most sought treasure! #mostsought 

Where is your Halloween costume? #pirate 

A pirate tonight! #tonight 

Get ready to have a blast! #getready 

Who said women couldn’t be pirates or be the Captain of the ship? #killmen 

Presenting to you sexy pirate costumes. #sexy 

Loving every bit of wearing my most favorite pirate costume! #lovingit 

Would you live a pirate’s life? #yesplease 

Keep calm and get my rum. #keepcalm 

I am ready to be a pirate at one call. #whichcall 

Keep calm and keep thinking. #keepthinking 

Don’t be a stupid pirate, man! #stupidpirateman 

Do you have what it takes to be on the same throne as Captain Jack Sparrow? #yesmaam 

Pulling off the best look possible on Halloween! #pullingitoff

Do you have what to takes to judge? #ibetno 

By invitation, pirates only. #byinvitationonly 

Tell no tales to sailors or pirates. #tellnotales 

Dead men tell no tales. #deadmen 

Pirates make legends. #legends 

One last fool standing. #lastfool 

You’ve to kill every one of your opponent to become the Pirate. #killeveryone 

Who’s the Pirate of the ship? Or should I say, Captain? #mehere

An eyepatch doesn’t make you a pirate. What skills you got? #loads 

Excuse me, do you know who you are talking to? #thepirate 

Who needs an eyepatch when you have got beautiful eyes! #beautifuleyes 

Give me all your money, punk! #givethemtome 

It’s in my locker. #inmylocker 

Surrender the drinks! #surrendernow 

Be sorry for the scares. #besorry 

Thanks, ye. #yeye

Badass pirates. Or tried to be one. #badass 

What’s in your chest? #rum 

Not a bar trolley but a locker full of rum! #lockerfullofrum 

When I die, keep my favorite rum in your locker. #remember

Every mate shall be scared. #everymate 

Funny Pirate Captions  

If you can be a pirate, sure be one. #surebeone 

Did you scourge the seven seas to come here? #haha 

Dressed my dog too as a pirate! #hetorethemall 

What an awesome weekend with the pirate crew! #awesomeweekend 

The pirate festival it is! #piratefestival 

Make it harder than 2020. #harder 

Let’s kill it this Halloween! #letskillit 

Festival blues. #festivalblues 

I get to be the Captain today! #yaay 

Let’s think of it as a ship for today, and I am its Captain. #captaintoday 

Can you ride the ship? #ridethemon 

Steer, it’s a course, right! #steerright 

What a fool of a captain we’ve got. #fooled

Halloween decorations are done right with pirate sleeves. #piratesleeves 

My jolly old sailor bruise is the only mark of death on my skin. #markofdeath 

I have never been scared, said no pirate ever. #saidnopirateever 

The only thing you have to fear is fear in itself. #fear

Pirates of Caribbean cosplay, anyone? #pleasepeaseplease 

Just another pirate portrait. #pirateportrait 

Styled the entire outfit all by myself! #styled 

A lot of effort goes into looking rugged. #looksrugged 

You look super badass! #superbadass 

I am in love with this look. #inlove 

I think I am going to keep it on until Christmas. #keepiton 

Ahoy! #ahoy 

We are ready for you, Halloween! #readytowinit 

We solemnly swear that we are up to no good. #haha 

Did a comeback this year! #comeback 

Going through my 5-year-old pirate costume. #whataday 

What a pirate weekend it was! #piracyweekend 

What did you guys steal? #so

What a day it was! #surely 

What do y’all think? #hot 

Twenty years ago, on Halloween. #2oyearsago 

And the countdown to Halloween begins here! #countdown 

Costume trials for Halloween are in full swing! #costumetrials 

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