226+ Catchy Stockings Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

We are hoping that your Christmas plans have begun in full swing! Ready to storm the party with frosts and cakes? And do not forget to click a picture while you are enjoying the party! Choose one of the below captions for your Christmas ‘stocking’ social media post! 

Stockings Captions for Instagram 

What have you filled your stockings with? #gits 

Who filled my stockings! #daddid 

I saw dad sneak out of his room at midnight and put many candies in my stocking! #dad 

Stocking filled with gifts! #filled 

Stockings filled with snowflakes! #snowflakes 

I can’t find my stockings! #cantfind 

The stockings are empty but the underneath of my bed is filled with gifts. #filledwithgifts 

Santa’s coming in to fill our stockings with gifts and chocolates. #gifts 

A gift and a chocolate. #twoinone 

Stockings full of candies and chocolates. #fillediwth 

So, do you just hang them? #yes 

Keep your stockings hanging outside! #hanging 

Haven’t picked up last year’s stockings yet. #havent 

Santa filling our stockings since our birth! #fillingourstockings 

Does Santa love stockings? He loves to fill it with gifts more. #yesyes 

Gifts covered in snow. #insnow 

Put on your best pair of stocking and get ready to roll! #getready 

A great girlfriend to fill in my stockings in stockings. #great 

Keep calm and keep wearing stockings! #keepcalm 

Keep calm and keep filling stockings! #keepfilling 

Keep calm and keep a pair of stockings hanging outside. #hanging 

The eccentric sock lover. #eccentric 

Showing off my Christmas stockings! #showingoff 

The most wonderful time of the year is here! #mostwonderful 

Have you hung your stockings yet? #haveyou 

I live for Christmas! #liveforChristmas 

Exchanging gifts and filling stockings! O look how old we’ve grown. #exchanging 

Gone are those days when we received gifts. #gone 

We plan to go out if we are in our stockings. #haha 

Christmas always makes me nostalgic! #nostalgia 

I never met a stocking that I didn’t like. #lovethem 

There’s power in the magic of Christmas. #power 

Too cute for anything naughty. #toocute 

Before you do anything bad, please fill up my stockings! #pleasedo 

Custom-made stockings. #custommade 

I have my own gifts in my own stocking. #ownstocking 

What a desperate measure to gain a partner. #desperatemeasure 

I have put in a beautiful present! #beautifulpresent 

These are too cute to be true. #toocute 

This Christmas, donate a stocking for the poor and needy. #donate 

Sleighing the holiday gifting system! #sleighing 

Gifting game going strong! #giftinggame 

Fun Christmas activities. #fun 

Best stocking stuffers! #best 

What do you stuff inside your stockings? #candies 

Elf on the shelf and stockings hung low. #hunglow 

Head held high and stocking hung low. #irony 

The best ever Christmas party! #bestever 

Christmas cookies! #cookies 

What a wonderful world! #wonderfulworld 

Home is where the stocking is stuffed with everything beautiful. #everythingbeautiful 

Behold! I bring stockings for everyone! #behold 

I come bearing gifts for everyone. #bearingifts 

The giver is higher than the gift. #higher 

On Christmas everything is soft and beautiful. #softandbeautiful 

This Christmas be sure to be high and drunk! #highandrunk 

The Christmas cookies are for later! #later 

Get high and fill your stomach with candies! #highanddrunk 

Made with love and care. #loveandcare 

Well, you look naughty. #naughty 

Wishing if it could last forever! #wish 

Christmas candies and stuffed stockings. #stuffed 

Stockings full of stuff. #sss

Fooled my parents with a stocking full of weed presents. #fooled 

May the Christmas spirit last forever. #forever 

Petition to hang stockings all year round. #wantgifts 

Petition to celebrate Christmas all year round. #haha 

Crazy stockings. #crazy 

I honor Christmas and the stockings. #honor 

Giving the needy the light of love, this Christmas. #thelightoflove 

Christmas gone too soon. #toosoon 

Santa Claus is yet to arrive! #yettoarrive 

My stockings are still not filled. #whenwill 

When will my stockings be filled! #whenwill 

Keep calm and keep filling my stocking. #keepfilling 

My brother filling my stocking every year! #everyyear 

The joy of brightening! #joy 

A jar filled with happiness. #happiness 

Happiness is waking up to a stocking full of presents. #wakeup 

Big stocking for higher expectations. #higherexpectations 

The best gifts are around the Christmas tree! #bestgifts 

If all the gifts are put there, who shall fill my stockings? #whoshall 

It’s the Christmas spirit in the air. #christmasspirit 

I can smell Christmas getting nearer. #christmasgettingnearer 

Will Santa fill our stockings this year? #definitely 

The whole world can go broke, but Santa cannot! #CANNOT

The whole world is broke, and is Santa not buying us our presents? #letssee 

Funny Stockings Captions   

Has Santa gone broke too? #haveyou 

The presence of a happy family gives you the courage to reach heights! #presence 

The magic of the holidays. #magic 

Happy holidays! #happy 

Stockings are a great way of shoplifting lemons. #phoebesaid 

Honoring Christmas forever in my heart. #honoring 

Cannot live without stuffing my kid’s stockings with candies and chocolates. #candies 

Hung by the chimney with precision and care. #hungbythechimney 

Snowflakes are worth melting for. #haha 

It’s a wonderful world! #world 

It’s a wonderful life! #life 

Life is good after you party hard on Christmas. #partyhard 

It’s Christmas time! Why aren’t the stockings hung? #christmastime 

Lit the house with yellow lights and Christmas cheers. #yellowlights 

Stockings hung all around my house! #hungallaround 

Cry out loud so that Santa can hear you. #cryoutloud 

Be a good guy all year round to have your stockings filled up to the brim with all unique candies. #unique 

Believe in a Christmas miracle. #Miracle 

Dear Santa, please don’t put milk chocolates in here. #please 

You have 48 hours to fill the nearest stockings! #48hours 

Stuffed with sugary goodies. #sugary 

How many stockings are too many stockings? #toomany 

How many stockings can you hang on Christmas? #howmanycanyouhang 

People will insist on giving you bad chocolates. #haha 

People insist on giving books rather than candies. #books 

I shall be indebted to you if you give me books this Christmas! #onChristmas

Need a date to gift a pair of stockings. #pairofstockings 

Give me books and I shall read them in peace on Christmas. #indebted 

Christmas calls for good books and lots of candies. #goodbooks 

I didn’t get a single pair of stockings this year! #notaone 

Let earth receive her King. #receive 

Joy to the world! #joy 

Spread happiness and joy to the world outside! #worldoutside 

Do not wear my stockings! #donot 

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