Thanksgiving is over, December has arrived, and Christmas awaits! Have you taken a break, or are you cracking nuts sitting by your chair in your office? Take a break while cracking your nuts open, click a picture, put in one of our captions, and click the hit button on your social media platform!
Nutcracker Captions for Instagram
Crack your nuts! #crack
Can you be any more festive? #festivity
Can you get any more nutcrackers? #yesplease
I am going nuts for this nutcracker! #goingnuts
Appreciate the creativity! #appreciate
This holiday season, take a break. #takeabreak
Don’t be too hard on yourself! Christmas is here, and make sure to chill! #christmasishere
Somebody give the man an Oscar who devised the nutcrackers! #oscars
Christmas nutcrackers! #nutcrakers
Keep calm as Christmas is here! #keepcalm
Keep calm and keep making nutcrackers! #keepmaking
Keep calm and keep cracking. #keepcracking
Nutcrackers are a must at Christmas! #must
Nutcrackers and toy soldiers. #toysoldiers
Nutcrackers are the protectors of your life! #protectors
Bring in the Christmas spirit! #spirit
This holiday season, your houses shall be protected by these delighted nutcrackers! #protected
In our tradition, we need to have at least 50 toy soldiers surrounding our house. #tradition
In all, it’s the holiday spirit! #holidayspirit
You mean nutcracker dolls? #soldiers
Nutcrackers dashing through the snow! #dashingthroughthesnow
Your buddy, nutcracker! #nutcracker
Bury the broken nutcrackers and salute. #salute
In California dreaming about Christmas in the Bahamas. #dreaming
I’d like to live in each of the countries for Christmas each year! #livelife
Snowflakes touching the ground and nutcrackers making noise. #makingnoise
In a world full of nut-headed people, be a nutcracker. #nutheaded
Be a toy soldier. #be
Put on your mittens and go outside to get your soldier! #getyours
Get yours today! #handmade
Where’s your soldier? #onthetree
Holiday songs make my gloom. #holidaysongs
‘Tis the holiday season! #holidayseason
Feels like the holidays are here! #arehere
Whatever happens at Christmas stays on forever! #nutcracker
The world smells like snow and wood. #smellsgood
Time to get the winter clothes out! #wonterclothes
It’s a beautiful time to go out in the sun and the snow! #beautiful
The sun and the snow can’t work together at all. #thesunandthesnow
Maybe our nutcrackers can help with our situation! #maybe
We will never get over our customs for nutcrackers. #customs
Nutcrackers carved out of wood. #carved
Nutcrackers made from waste. #madefromwaste
Made with love. #madewithlove
Toy boy soldiers. #toyboy
Get your tickets today! #today
Love the nutcracker. #lovethem
Proud son of a nutcracker. #proud
Where does the nutcracker sit? #onthetree
The nutcrackers go under the Christmas trees. #always
Feed him with the Christmas spirit, and he shall crack open a tale. #crackatale
Named my son after the nutcracker. I can see why. #named
Do not hurt the nutcrackers. #donothurtthem
The nutcrackers are the real legends. #reallegends
Nutcrackers might as well know magic. #magic
Was Pinocchio a nutcracker? #letmesearch
Bring on the Christmas cheer! #cheer
Along with my gang of nutcrackers, I pledge thy allegiance. #pledge
Along with my toy boy soldiers, let the merry-making begin! #merymaking
The season has already begun, and my kids are still carving soldiers! #kidsbelike
Very good morning from the nutcrackers. #goodmorning
The tale of the nutcrackers and eggnog. #tale
Telling tales with our grandchildren about the nutcrackers. #tellingtales
Indeed, magic! #magic
Woke up as a nutcracker, and I don’t know what to do! #haha
Send your nuts to be cracked! #letscrackthem
Let’s get them cracking. #cracking
Send in your nuts only to be cracked. #haha
The nutcracker creep is back! #creep
Ready to be shipped! #ready
Nutcrackers are the winter wonder. #forreal
Such cute nutcrackers you have collected! #cute
Merry Christmas from the nutcrackers! #merrychristmas
Adding a unique touch to your décor. #uniquetouch
A family tradition. #familytradition
Living the nutcrackers life! #living
Nutcrackers lighting up the dark! #lightingup
Common on, nutcrackers aren’t real! #areyouserious
Why are your nutcrackers so serious? #whysoserious
I bet Joey have thought the nutcrackers to be real-life soldiers. #reallifesoldiers
He can bite the hardest of nuts! #hardestofnuts
Cracking them open only for you! #onlyforyou
Fell in love with a nutcracker! #fellinlove
What a hideous nutcracker! #hideous
Who art thou thy nutcracker? #whereareyou
The nutcracker and the King. #thenutcrackerandtheking
The Professor and his gang’s next heist will be of the nutcrackers of America. #lacasadepapel
Funny Nutcracker Captions
Nutcrackers do come alive, you know. #sometimes
You never know when they can come to life! #wannaseealittletrick
Nutcrackers pulling off a trick up your sleeve! #secret
The whole world smells like nutcrackers and marshmallows. #wholeworld
Nutcrackers singing the holiday songs. #holidaysongs
Nutcrackers remind me of the holidays. #remind
What are you up to during the holidays? #nutcracking
Nutcrackers are intimidating! #intimidating
Nutcrackers bring in the Christmas spirit! #alwaysbringin
Sing a song, carve a nutcracker, and cut a cake! #liveyourlife
Let’s give nutcrackers a home to stay for Christmas. #stayforthechristmas
Snowman or nutcrackers or elves? #nutcrackers
What is that supposed to be? #nutcrackers
Santa won’t be coming if you do not have nutcrackers. #hurryup
A life-size nutcracker! #lifesize
My dad is my nutcracker this Christmas! #mydadmyhero
Nutcrackers are missing in your holiday décor. #holidaydecor
Snap a picture of a nutcracker! #snapapicture
Are you a nut? Because I can crack them up. #crackthemup
Going nuts? Get your own nutcracker! #getyourown
Deck all the place with nutcrackers around! #deckthemall
A Christmas décor is unfinished without a few nutcrackers! #unfinished
Where’s my nutcracker? #wheres
All I want is nutcrackers for Christmas! #alliwantis
You don’t believe in a nutcracker’s tale? #youshould
My nutcracker can sleigh! #sleigh
Nutcrackers have been sleighing since the olden times. #sleighing
Nutcrackers are the only reason. I believe in Christmas! #believe
The wonderful time of the year is here! #wonderful
Keep calm and keep singing. #keepsinging
Keep calm and keep merry-making! #keepmerrymaking
Candy lane is full of candies and nutcrackers! #candylane
Only walnuts for you. #onlywalnuts
The holidays shall enable the nutcrackers back to life! #backtolife
Can the nutcrackers crack a nut? Or at least a joke? #crackanut
How many nutcrackers are too many nutcrackers? #toomany
Excited about the holidays! #excited
All I want for Christmas is you, my nutcracker. #mine
My nutcracker in the entire world! #solelymine
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