131+ Catchy Nutcracker Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

Thanksgiving is over, December has arrived, and Christmas awaits! Have you taken a break, or are you cracking nuts sitting by your chair in your office? Take a break while cracking your nuts open, click a picture, put in one of our captions, and click the hit button on your social media platform! 

Nutcracker Captions for Instagram 

Crack your nuts! #crack

Can you be any more festive? #festivity 

Can you get any more nutcrackers? #yesplease 

 I am going nuts for this nutcracker! #goingnuts 

Appreciate the creativity! #appreciate 

This holiday season, take a break. #takeabreak 

Don’t be too hard on yourself! Christmas is here, and make sure to chill! #christmasishere 

Somebody give the man an Oscar who devised the nutcrackers! #oscars 

Christmas nutcrackers! #nutcrakers 

Keep calm as Christmas is here! #keepcalm 

Keep calm and keep making nutcrackers! #keepmaking 

Keep calm and keep cracking. #keepcracking 

Nutcrackers are a must at Christmas! #must 

Nutcrackers and toy soldiers. #toysoldiers 

Nutcrackers are the protectors of your life! #protectors 

Bring in the Christmas spirit! #spirit 

This holiday season, your houses shall be protected by these delighted nutcrackers! #protected 

In our tradition, we need to have at least 50 toy soldiers surrounding our house. #tradition 

In all, it’s the holiday spirit! #holidayspirit 

You mean nutcracker dolls? #soldiers 

Nutcrackers dashing through the snow! #dashingthroughthesnow 

Your buddy, nutcracker! #nutcracker

Bury the broken nutcrackers and salute. #salute 

In California dreaming about Christmas in the Bahamas. #dreaming 

I’d like to live in each of the countries for Christmas each year! #livelife 

Snowflakes touching the ground and nutcrackers making noise. #makingnoise 

In a world full of nut-headed people, be a nutcracker. #nutheaded 

Be a toy soldier. #be

Put on your mittens and go outside to get your soldier! #getyours 

Get yours today! #handmade 

Where’s your soldier? #onthetree 

Holiday songs make my gloom. #holidaysongs 

‘Tis the holiday season! #holidayseason 

Feels like the holidays are here! #arehere 

Whatever happens at Christmas stays on forever! #nutcracker

The world smells like snow and wood. #smellsgood 

Time to get the winter clothes out! #wonterclothes 

It’s a beautiful time to go out in the sun and the snow! #beautiful 

The sun and the snow can’t work together at all. #thesunandthesnow 

Maybe our nutcrackers can help with our situation! #maybe 

We will never get over our customs for nutcrackers. #customs 

Nutcrackers carved out of wood. #carved 

Nutcrackers made from waste. #madefromwaste 

Made with love. #madewithlove 

Toy boy soldiers. #toyboy 

Get your tickets today! #today 

Love the nutcracker. #lovethem 

Proud son of a nutcracker. #proud 

Where does the nutcracker sit? #onthetree 

The nutcrackers go under the Christmas trees. #always 

Feed him with the Christmas spirit, and he shall crack open a tale. #crackatale 

Named my son after the nutcracker. I can see why. #named 

Do not hurt the nutcrackers. #donothurtthem 

The nutcrackers are the real legends. #reallegends 

Nutcrackers might as well know magic. #magic 

Was Pinocchio a nutcracker? #letmesearch 

Bring on the Christmas cheer! #cheer 

Along with my gang of nutcrackers, I pledge thy allegiance. #pledge 

Along with my toy boy soldiers, let the merry-making begin! #merymaking 

The season has already begun, and my kids are still carving soldiers! #kidsbelike 

Very good morning from the nutcrackers. #goodmorning 

The tale of the nutcrackers and eggnog. #tale

Telling tales with our grandchildren about the nutcrackers. #tellingtales 

Indeed, magic! #magic 

Woke up as a nutcracker, and I don’t know what to do! #haha 

Send your nuts to be cracked! #letscrackthem 

Let’s get them cracking. #cracking 

Send in your nuts only to be cracked. #haha 

The nutcracker creep is back! #creep 

Ready to be shipped! #ready 

Nutcrackers are the winter wonder. #forreal

Such cute nutcrackers you have collected! #cute 

Merry Christmas from the nutcrackers! #merrychristmas 

Adding a unique touch to your décor. #uniquetouch 

A family tradition. #familytradition 

Living the nutcrackers life! #living 

Nutcrackers lighting up the dark! #lightingup 

Common on, nutcrackers aren’t real! #areyouserious 

Why are your nutcrackers so serious? #whysoserious 

I bet Joey have thought the nutcrackers to be real-life soldiers. #reallifesoldiers 

He can bite the hardest of nuts! #hardestofnuts 

Cracking them open only for you! #onlyforyou 

Fell in love with a nutcracker! #fellinlove 

What a hideous nutcracker! #hideous 

Who art thou thy nutcracker? #whereareyou 

The nutcracker and the King. #thenutcrackerandtheking 

The Professor and his gang’s next heist will be of the nutcrackers of America. #lacasadepapel 

Funny Nutcracker Captions  

Nutcrackers do come alive, you know. #sometimes 

You never know when they can come to life! #wannaseealittletrick 

Nutcrackers pulling off a trick up your sleeve! #secret 

The whole world smells like nutcrackers and marshmallows. #wholeworld 

Nutcrackers singing the holiday songs. #holidaysongs 

Nutcrackers remind me of the holidays. #remind 

What are you up to during the holidays? #nutcracking 

Nutcrackers are intimidating! #intimidating 

Nutcrackers bring in the Christmas spirit! #alwaysbringin

Sing a song, carve a nutcracker, and cut a cake! #liveyourlife 

Let’s give nutcrackers a home to stay for Christmas. #stayforthechristmas 

Snowman or nutcrackers or elves? #nutcrackers

What is that supposed to be? #nutcrackers 

Santa won’t be coming if you do not have nutcrackers. #hurryup 

A life-size nutcracker! #lifesize 

My dad is my nutcracker this Christmas! #mydadmyhero 

Nutcrackers are missing in your holiday décor. #holidaydecor 

Snap a picture of a nutcracker! #snapapicture 

Are you a nut? Because I can crack them up. #crackthemup 

Going nuts? Get your own nutcracker! #getyourown 

Deck all the place with nutcrackers around! #deckthemall 

A Christmas décor is unfinished without a few nutcrackers! #unfinished 

Where’s my nutcracker? #wheres 

All I want is nutcrackers for Christmas! #alliwantis 

You don’t believe in a nutcracker’s tale? #youshould 

My nutcracker can sleigh! #sleigh 

Nutcrackers have been sleighing since the olden times. #sleighing 

Nutcrackers are the only reason. I believe in Christmas! #believe 

The wonderful time of the year is here! #wonderful 

Keep calm and keep singing. #keepsinging 

Keep calm and keep merry-making! #keepmerrymaking 

Candy lane is full of candies and nutcrackers! #candylane 

Only walnuts for you. #onlywalnuts 

The holidays shall enable the nutcrackers back to life! #backtolife 

Can the nutcrackers crack a nut? Or at least a joke? #crackanut 

How many nutcrackers are too many nutcrackers? #toomany 

Excited about the holidays! #excited 

All I want for Christmas is you, my nutcracker. #mine 

My nutcracker in the entire world! #solelymine 

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