Be it in mythology or pop culture, vampires have stood the test of time to remain one of the scariest blood-ducking creatures and automatically induce a sense of fear whenever anyone hears the word.
If you are planning to play the role of a vampire or plan to dress up like one, here are some vampirish captions to suit the theme.
Vampire Captions For Instagram
- I wanted to be a vampire all my life. Only after it was over did I become one. #vampire
- You are so vein in your false pride of being superior.
- Oh, so spiderman also climbs walls. I thought I was the only one to do that.
- Coming dressed as a vampire was not such a bad idea after all. Werewolves around, it would be great.
- I love being batty, but deep in the night only. And sometimes, on a full moon, I howl.
- They say I look like a vampire. Does that mean that I am handsome or creepy? #looks
- You are just too cute a vampire to spook.
- I just count stand the sunlight anymore.
- I am only called Dracula. I am from Romania. But I am not a vampire at all. See, I hate blood and gore.
- I am only here to grab a bite and then to drink.
- Wow! Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires. #vampire
- I may be a vampire because even I love sleeping during the day.
- Sign me on only if you assure me that vampires really sleep all day.
- Vampires and false teeth are the same. They both come out at night – at bedtime.
- Even vampires need sleep at times. Otherwise, they, too, suffer from over-stressing themselves.
- There are times, quite a few, though, when love actually bites and then sucks. #suck
- I definitely changed my identity when I became a vampire.
- Let’s go hunting for our necks, victim.
- Let me not become the pain in your neck. Just give in to me.
- Why won’t I know about it? I suck at it.
- She is my wife – Queen of the damned. #damned
- Let me fang you all for being here.
- This has been the best Halloween that I have spent with my vampiress.
- Only garlic and sunlight aren’t allowed at this party. Everything else is okay.
- This is where and when the magic happens – just don’t open that door! #magic
- The Count is the master. He is the soul master of the castle and everything in it. #castle
- Wishing you all a bloody good Halloween night.
- Let’s go in for a bite now. I know it’s early, but let me tempt you.
- Fangs for the fang-tastic bite.
- Of copse, I am a vampire. I simply love them.
- Bewitched! Be very witched! Else you will fear. #witched
- New blood is the source of all advancement.
- Would you want to go for a drink now?
- Have you de-coffin-at my stuff? Surely, I don’t wish to get addicted to it.
- Bloody bloodsuckers. I hate these mosquitoes.
- I have been coffin a long time. Now I am okay to drink some juice. #coffin
- I just loathe looking upon your countenance. It sickens me to the bone.
- Remember that you are be-throated to me in life and death.
- Would want your Bloody Mary now, Count.
- I am absolutely booed unto you.
- If you are a vampire, then vampires aren’t a legend at all. #legend
- Fangs a lot, but no fangs, please. I don’t fang by a bite.
- Come here and just suck it all up.
- Well, it has always been love at first bite for me.
- When the light is on, I love cloaking myself with my long cloak of crimson red.
- All of my outfits require a cape to complete the attire. #cape
- Vampires seem to have been in every generation and have been put at stake.
- I love wearing this cape of mine. It has been my luckiest.
- I just love the red candies they hand out on Halloween.
- Of course, you can’t see me in the mirror. The mirror can’t focus long distances. #mirror
Vampire Halloween Captions
They call me The Count. So keep count of the Count. Let’s meet again tonight. #count
What’s up, my witches? Bow down to the Count, your soul master.
Vampires have found a way to evade absolute death. But I don’t find that alluring enough.
The Vampire was real. Just that the complete story was never told; it’s still a secret.
Trick or treat yourself. Why does everyone here say that?
Count on me. I am here for all your desires. Open up to me. And Count on me again. #desire
We are here only to have a bite. Then we will fly off.
You say you have it? Then why not haunt it?
Come on in. We are all dying to meet you.
Vampires are like handsome actors – only paler and with larger canines.
Let’s go grab a bite. We really do need to be blood brothers, after all. #blood
In vain, do vampires thrive? They have so much at stake.
I love sinking my teeth into this role.
Vanity is better known as a vampire.
You just don’t seem to be my blood type.
I never bite – more than once per night, that is. #bite
I would love to hang out with you, dear.
It is only when I am around that people take to religion and its ways.
You will be mine this Halloween night. Be absolutely assured about that.
A starving creature is frightful, more so if it is a starving and thirsty vampire.
Why do you say Vampire like it is a bad thing? #vampire
I am having a fang-tastic Halloween, as usual.
We are only waiting for sunset.
There isn’t any hard-and-fast rule to becoming a vampire. They should have a college for it, though.
Vampires actually know the secret to creep it real. #creep
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