209+ Catchy Santa Claus Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

Gone are those times when we used to believe in Santa Claus and Christmas miracles. Instead, we become a Santa to our near and dear ones. Dress up as a Santa and spread happiness! This Christmas, make your social media shine with a glossy picture and a punned caption! Below are some ‘Santa Claus captions! 

Santa Claus Captions for Instagram 

Rejoice as Santa Claus is here! #rejoice 

Santa Claus basking under the Christmas tree. #basking 

Where is my Santa? #where 

My little kid dressed up as Santa Claus for the Christmas play! #christmasplay 

Dad is always my Santa Claus. #dad 

So, what, you married me? My dad shall always be my Santa Claus! #dad

Dear Santa, please give me loads of money or maybe a blank cheque. #onlymoney 

Dear Santa Claus, I only accept cash or cheque as presents. #haha 

As we grew, our demands started to change. #wegrewup 

You know you have grown up if you do not believe in Santa Claus. #wegrewup 

What did you want when you were a kid? #astronaut

Santa Claus sleighs every time! #sleighing 

Isn’t Santa Claus coming this year? #coming 

I hope Santa Claus is in good health. #ingoodhealth 

How come he can listen to what I want? #howcome 

Santa Claus is like a magician, only better. #better 

Santa Claus actually gives us presents. #actually 

I prayed hard for Santa Claus to come! #

Twenty-eight years and still praying for my Santa Claus to come in shining armor. #dream 

Santa Claus is like a dream come true! #dream 

Come Santa come! Come, give us a visit! #giveusavisit 

Santa Claus lunching in our home. #lunching 

Santa needs a break too. #break 

Here comes Santa. #herehere 

Can you recognize the Santa? #canyou 

Why is Santa so fat? #dontbodyshame 

Even Santa Claus has to go through body shaming! #bodyshaming 

Mom, is Santa Claus a man or a woman? #momisconfused 

Gender exists even in dreams. #theyarentdreamsthen 

Can women be Santa Claus’ too? #yesofcourse 

Does Santa have a lot of money? #doeshe 

Let’s rob Santa! He has got lots of money and gifts! #letsnot 

Santa is a magician dressed in red and covered in snow. #right 

Santa Claus doesn’t hurt anybody’s sentiments. But you did. You aren’t Santa. #haha 

I was always taught to be a Santa Claus for the poor. #always 

Why doesn’t he buys himself a nice hut with a fireplace? #hemust 

Santa isn’t cunning like you. #notcunning 

I once met this Santa who didn’t speak English. #oshit 

Did you send an invite to Santa Claus? #sent 

What should I put in the address? #letmethink 

This Christmas card is addressed to heaven. #hahaha 

Who’s coming to collect the gifts? #Santais 

Santa Claus wouldn’t come this year. #whynot 

Did you actually believe in Santa Claus? #yesido 

My parents never gave me hidden presents to make me believe in Santa. #always 

I am my daughter’s best Santa Claus! #best 

What a joy it is to spread happiness! #spreadhappiness 

Dressing up as Santa Claus and giving away presents! #joy 

Dirty dancing with Santa Claus. #dirtydancing 

Santa Claus is my date tonight. #datetonight 

I have been a good kid all year for Santa to show up at my door. #sigh 

Dolly Parton dressed as Santa is hilarious. #dollyparton 

I slay all year, but I sleigh in December. #sleigh 

Dreaming of all kinds of presents. #dreaming 

All I want for Christmas is to see Santa. #alliwantis 

Do you wanna dress up as Santa Claus and share happiness with others? #sharehappiness 

Who shares more happiness? Santa Claus or coke? #gotit 

Ho ho ho! Here comes Santa in his car! #hohoho 

Santa Claus always sleighs. #always 

Where are the Christmas puns? #letmesee 

I have got one! #forgot 

Sorry, Santa. I can explain to you now. #apologies 

My only Santa left me a year back. #ayearback 

Relationship status – in a relationship with Santa Claus. #inarelationship 

Can’t believe my sister dressed me up as Santa Claus on my Christmas date! My date came as an elf. #worked 

Here, Santa Claus is drunk. #drunk 

Here’s a little something to give Santa Claus’. #alittlesomething 

Businessmen can dress up as Santa Claus on Christmas and throw away money. #businessmen 

Petition to dress up as Santa Claus all year round. #petition 

Petition to celebrate Christmas all year round. #allyearround 

Funny Santa Claus Captions  

The petition only makes businessmen like Santa Claus. #petition 

Santa got us beers! #beers 

Santa taking a chill pill. #chill 

Eat, drink, nap. #nap 

What does Santa do all year round? #work 

Does Santa have a job! He must have, man! #heshould 

What a joy it is to share happiness with those we need. #whatajoy 

The Christmas miracles came true. #miracles 

Dressed up as Santa and helping the poor. #dressedup 

Be a Santa Claus for the poor and needy. #forthepoorandneedy 

The poor and needy need Santa Claus more than us. #morethan 

Santa got tired. #gottired 

My new year goal is to earn lots of money so that I can become a Santa Claus on Christmas next year. #newyeargoal 

Keep calm and keep dressing as Santa Claus. #keepcalm 

Keep calm and keep sharing joy. #keepsharing 

Keep calm and keep spreading happiness. #spreadingjoy 

Santa Claus imparting happiness for ages. #imparting 

I am ready for a long winter nap! #longwinternap 

It is snowing heavily. How will Santa Claus come! #snowingheavily 

Santa Claus forgot his route, maybe. #haha 

Santa Claus is late for Christmas this year. #late 

Santa Claus wouldn’t come due to covid. #yousure 

I am sure that Santa Claus will turn up right at midnight. #midnight 

Was it a fairy godmother or a Santa Claus for the princess? #ibet 

Santa’s never late. #whysolate 

Santa looks serious. #whyso 

All is calm, and all is bright. #calmandbright 

All ready for Christmas! #allready 

Christmas lights must show the way for Santa Claus to come! #christmaslights 

Santa Claus is my one true love. #truelove 

You look more like Santa Claus than he himself. #haha  

What are you doing for Christmas? #letsee

It’s one of Santa’s busiest days! Which are the other days? #idk 

As you get older, the magic stealthily changes into you being a magician. #magician 

Similar Posts: