186+ Catchy Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

Halloween, although a scary event, induces some amount of fun for most people. This is the very reason all your Halloween posts on social media should have a mix of both. Confused about how you could coin one? Here are some inspirations that will help you get over the hang. 

Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram

Hundreds of shadows rise unseen, only to wish us Happy Halloween.

It is Halloween night, and you are bound to get a fright.

Park your broom here. Violators will be towed away.

Fang you for the nightmares and the fang-cy party. #fang

Who said witches have to have lived in Salem?

Come and let’s have a bite. The count needs blood donors anyway.

Come on in and pick your poison. Only the best quality is served here.

Costumes are for those who have to scare others. I am good at that anyway, any time. #scare

May you have eternal peace of mind, body, and soul.

That’s not me. I am standing right behind you.

It is so much fun to be scared, but it is more fun to scare.

Ghosts and ghouls can take your souls, but witches can never hurt you. #ghost

Go on and have an apple, dear. You will sleep for eternity.

Enter at your own risk. Make sure you have watchful thinking.

Halloween closes a door. It opens a window. And zombies are trying to climb in.

My bugs and hisses are for you alone. #bugs

I love pumpkins, but this one frightens me.

These are the ghostest with the moistest.

It’s October and the last night, so let the ghosts and goblins enjoy in delight.

All the ghouls are having a great time. #ghouls

I am only the devil’s advocate tonight. And aren’t you the count who owns the hound?

I am only a witch in disguise. Can’t you tell?

The moonlight has something haunting showing.

That mummy is that little devil’s mummy. And that monster’s his daddy. #mummy

Enter only if you wish to be scared, silly.

Come on, let’s carve out something tonight. Lots of guts need to be spilled tonight.

Welcome to the scare factor. We will give you the meanest time of your life tonight.

A witch, a handsome devil, and their little monsters are wishing you a very happy Halloween. #family

The tricks are for your heart. The treats are mine to go to waste. Happy Halloween.

Life starts all over again tomorrow. Tonight it must end first.

Bring your own broom if you want to get those free-flying lessons tonight.

When creatures prowl, and there is an empty gleam, I wish you luck for Halloween. #creatures

We are out haunting. Will be home after midnight, with something to eat and drink.

If you are a spirit and you are holy, you are welcome to our door.

I have a sugar crush on you. be my sugar daddy tonight.

I am a lover of horror. So every day is Halloween for me. #horror

Zombies on the street will always make you fast on your feet.

I am so happy to have an October each year. That’s why I love this world of haunts.

Tonight I will be moody and act the witch that you so hate. 

Tonight I am sending all my spooky love to you. #spooky

Hallo-weenies, happy Halloween to you all. Hallowed be your names this night.

Do you find this creepy? Wait till it crawls up your bed.

Don’t be horrifically horrified by the horrors of Halloween.

Halloween is the only night when you can kill someone in laughter and leave them just like that. #kill

May you have a blood-curdling, magical, candy-filled Halloween.

I love to watch that hot witch snarl at them.

This witch’s brew is quite new. Sit and gel, and get a spell.

Drink and be merry, witches. This is the only night that you can be witchy to your heart’s content. #witchy

Can you be scared? Be very, very scared? Then I will try to scare you.

How can you witch about others all the time? Can’t you be a simple ghoul?

Funny Halloween Captions

I hate witches like you. That’s why I avoid vampires.

So much terror in one night, and yet everyone enjoys this one night. #terror

Among all the fun and fare, there is something wicked in the air.

May you be filled with fun and gifts, lots of tricks, and even more treats.

You only need to fear. Otherwise, the spiders will crawl all over you.

When the hairs stand, and we get goosebumps, I know it’s truly Halloween. #halloween

This is the Wicked Witch Inn. Come as you please, but you can never leave.

Tonight’s the night when you should try having as much fun as the spiders and bats in your home.

You can’t be calm. They are under your bed.

I see my ghoul friend is having a fang-tastic time this evening. #evening

It’s Halloween. Just eat more candy. And enjoy all the treats.

Spooky is my middle name. My first name is happy. And my surname’s Halloween.

You can find only one ghost here – the holy ghost.

Come in, and let’s have a bite of that beautiful delicacy. #bite

There may be hocus pocus, but the stuff out there isn’t bogus.

We are all dying to meet you one last time. Then we can all have a juicy bite.

Halloween night is when graves delight. It’s full of fright that will keep you tight.

That fang-tastic night comes once a year to fright and delights us. #delight

Some celebrate on Halloween night. For others, every day is Halloween.

Die-mounds are a ghoul’s best friends. So are demons and ghosts.

Halloween is almost over, but tricks and treats are forever. 

There is something foul in the air. They are those scary ghosts and ghouls. #scary

Witches, ghosts, and ghouls can be seen. It’s time to celebrate Halloween.

Trick or treat, give me something to eat. Then I will be off on my two little feet.

It’s a night of frights and a bag of delights. #halloween

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