Have you ever been inside a coffin? If not, Halloween is here for you to experience what it is like to be inside a coffin. But jokes apart, Halloween is the only time to be there, and here are some light-hearted ‘coffin’ captions for your Halloween social media posts.
Halloween Coffin Captions for Instagram
Isn’t every day Halloween? #haha
Waking up in the morning, feeling like Halloween! #vibe
Feel it, enjoy it! #itshalloween
If you don’t stop, I’ll get a coffin delivered for you. #iswear
Keep calm and keep enjoying! #enjoy
This Halloween, get a coffin to scare all your neighbors! #scarethem
This isn’t a 2020 coffin but make it a Halloween one! #2020isinthecoffinalready
Hello there, coffin! #hellothere
I hear voices from inside the coffin. #voices
Treats inside of that coffin. #treatsinside
I keep my essentials inside that coffin. #essentials
Imagine waking up from a coffin. It’s not the 1950s anymore. #1950s
Kid expressions will be gold when they see me wake up from the coffin! #hahaha
Do you wanna make out in my coffin? #quickie
Don’t scare people unless it’s Halloween. Said no one ever. #nooneever
Keep calm and get me a coffin! #keepcalm
Where is my coffin! #rightthere
I shall write some crazy epitaph on my coffin. #crazy
What is your idea of using a coffin? #sleepinside
Sleeping inside a coffin because nobody disturbs herein! #ahpeace
Can we get inside of that? #ofcourse
Caffeinated coffin! #caffeinated
Caffeinated? Not opinionated? #hahano
A party is brewing. #definitely
Bow down all, and the mummy is here. #bowlow
The brightest kid in class became a mummy. #theyalldo
On the world stage, I shall definitely win the fancy-dress competition! #attheworldstage
If the world was a stage and God, its director, we’d probably be dreaming. #whateven
Only here for the boos. #boos
There’s no booze? BYOB! #byob
Lying low on Halloween. #broke
You caught me off-guard! #iamamummy
I am a mummy. What do you expect me to do? #stayinyourcoffin
Straight out of the coffin. #straightnotgay
Why have you gotten a coffin? #toputyouin
Why is there a coffin in your backyard! #thatsyourgift
If you are a newlywed, I advise you to get a coffin for yourself. #alreadydid
Can mummies do hocus pocus? #hocuspocus
My mom can definitely do that! #definitely
Do you know who the real magicians are? Mummies. #mummies
There is magic if you close your eyes. #closeyoureyes
I shall rest in my coffin. #rest
Have you ever bought your own coffin? #didntmeanto
Who buys their own coffin! #mehere
Glow at night coffin to gain everyone’s attention. #glowatnight
It’s Halloween for everybody! #cheerup
Some evil is lurking, but we are safe inside the coffin! #safeyo
This coffin is spooktacular! #spooktacular
Let me see your party invite! #partyinvitewhere
Crashed someone’s Halloween party, and now I am put inside a coffin. #badluck
Is anybody there? #hello
Scary witches and coffins at your door. #allscarred
Walking talking coffin. #isit
Whose idea is that? #minewhoelses
Smiling bright ‘cos its Halloween! #smilingwide
One last treat! #onellast
Show me a trick otherwise; give me candy! #givemeacandy
That coffin right there is filled with treats! #filled
One last house, but look, there’s a coffin. #looklook
Let’s not go to a house with a coffin. #letsnot
What do you think stays inside a coffin? #mummies
Where can you buy a coffin? #fromthecostumeshop
What a moon-lit Halloween! # moon-lit
Halloween is the best day to kill someone off. #killthem
A witch is definitely among us. #ifeelit
Halloween is the scariest on a full moon night. #scariest
What’s up on a Halloween Eve? #halloweeneve
RIP 2020. #rip
Can you think outside of the box? #letmegetout
Spooky vibes. #spooky
Why should mummies have all the fun? #allthefun
Do you have what it takes to be a mummy? #ithinkso
My last-minute Halloween costume! #lastminute
See me wing my last-minute Halloween costume! #wingingit
Make other people jealous! Get your stylized coffin today! #getthem
Show off your costume! #showoff
Group mummy in a group coffin! #groupfie
Just sipping a Halloween cocktail in my coffin. #halloweencocktails
My DIY Halloween costume or coffin. #XD
Make your own spooky Halloween costume! #savemoney
Every day is Halloween if you are living with your parents. #haha
Halloween vacation in a coffin-shaped car! #vacaymodeon
Where’s the Halloween punch? #punchmerealquick
Matching costumes. #twinning
Haunt mess. #hot
This mummy has got fangs too. #everyonesgotthem
Eat, drink and scare people off! ##repeat
Which mummy have you seen with fangs on? They barely have a skull! #barely
Funny Halloween Coffin Captions
Did you manage a picture with the coffin man? #yesidid
Making chili is a part of my tradition! #makingchili
Look at the coffin man imparting happiness! #coffinman
Be a haunted mess and drive people mad! #drivepeoplemad
Dead men tell no tales. If only mummies could speak. #theyscare
Modern mummies carry a wand. #myinvention
Took me spooktacular hours to get ready! #ineededthat
You better twerk, man! #mummiesdont
Need to hitch that midnight meat train and put the animals in a coffin. #coffin
Mummies just wanna have some fun. #fun
Is there anything called a coffin man? Like someone who lives there. #broyoumad
Fun-tastic night! #funtastic
What a night to remember! #anighttoremember
All Hallow’s Eve! Hello all! #helloall
We cannot stop being a creep! We are absolutely creeping it real! #stopbeingcreepy
We all taste different on Halloween. #tastedifferent
Mummy cosplay or something, please? #cosplay
The dark side to everything. #darkside
Your coffin to your Joker. #gotitready
We have your coffin ready! #amidying
Be spooky! #bespooky
Ready for Halloween? #readyyet
Friday, not the 13th, but a full moon night is your Halloween night! #whenisfridaythe13th
I’d kill the mummy for you. Or anybody, for that matter. #anybodyman
The spooky season is here! #spookyseason
Blast from the past Halloween costumes! #blastfromthepast
Join my cult! We scare people only. #joinmycult
Baking cakes in all weird shapes. #weirdshapes
Magical, colorful evening. #magical
What are you doing with these kids? #willscarethemwaitup
Get your own potion! #calledforit
Do mummies have any potions? #nomanwhyeven
Have a Halloween-long weekend! #longweekend
Mummy or mummy? #ifyougetit
Many moons ago. #notsuns
Halloween-themed rock, blues, and everything spooky! #themed
We shall not spike your drink but shall make you a good punch! #bestpunch
Shhh. Do you wanna see something? #checkitout
Check out my coffin, guys! Very much alive, man! #verymuch
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