132+ Catchy Coffin Captions for Instagram to Make Your Own

Have you ever been inside a coffin? If not, Halloween is here for you to experience what it is like to be inside a coffin. But jokes apart, Halloween is the only time to be there, and here are some light-hearted ‘coffin’ captions for your Halloween social media posts. 

Halloween Coffin Captions for Instagram 

Isn’t every day Halloween? #haha

Waking up in the morning, feeling like Halloween! #vibe 

Feel it, enjoy it! #itshalloween 

If you don’t stop, I’ll get a coffin delivered for you. #iswear 

Keep calm and keep enjoying! #enjoy 

This Halloween, get a coffin to scare all your neighbors! #scarethem  

This isn’t a 2020 coffin but make it a Halloween one! #2020isinthecoffinalready 

Hello there, coffin! #hellothere 

I hear voices from inside the coffin. #voices 

Treats inside of that coffin. #treatsinside 

I keep my essentials inside that coffin. #essentials 

Imagine waking up from a coffin. It’s not the 1950s anymore. #1950s 

Kid expressions will be gold when they see me wake up from the coffin! #hahaha 

Do you wanna make out in my coffin? #quickie 

Don’t scare people unless it’s Halloween. Said no one ever. #nooneever 

Keep calm and get me a coffin! #keepcalm 

Where is my coffin! #rightthere 

I shall write some crazy epitaph on my coffin. #crazy

What is your idea of using a coffin? #sleepinside

Sleeping inside a coffin because nobody disturbs herein! #ahpeace 

Can we get inside of that? #ofcourse 

Caffeinated coffin! #caffeinated 

Caffeinated? Not opinionated? #hahano 

A party is brewing. #definitely 

Bow down all, and the mummy is here. #bowlow 

The brightest kid in class became a mummy. #theyalldo 

On the world stage, I shall definitely win the fancy-dress competition! #attheworldstage 

If the world was a stage and God, its director, we’d probably be dreaming. #whateven 

Only here for the boos. #boos 

There’s no booze? BYOB! #byob 

Lying low on Halloween. #broke

You caught me off-guard! #iamamummy 

I am a mummy. What do you expect me to do? #stayinyourcoffin 

Straight out of the coffin. #straightnotgay 

Why have you gotten a coffin? #toputyouin 

Why is there a coffin in your backyard! #thatsyourgift 

If you are a newlywed, I advise you to get a coffin for yourself. #alreadydid 

Can mummies do hocus pocus? #hocuspocus 

My mom can definitely do that! #definitely 

Do you know who the real magicians are? Mummies. #mummies 

There is magic if you close your eyes. #closeyoureyes 

I shall rest in my coffin. #rest

Have you ever bought your own coffin? #didntmeanto 

Who buys their own coffin! #mehere 

Glow at night coffin to gain everyone’s attention. #glowatnight 

It’s Halloween for everybody! #cheerup 

Some evil is lurking, but we are safe inside the coffin! #safeyo 

This coffin is spooktacular! #spooktacular 

Let me see your party invite! #partyinvitewhere 

Crashed someone’s Halloween party, and now I am put inside a coffin. #badluck 

Is anybody there? #hello 

Scary witches and coffins at your door. #allscarred 

Walking talking coffin. #isit 

Whose idea is that? #minewhoelses

Smiling bright ‘cos its Halloween! #smilingwide 

One last treat! #onellast 

Show me a trick otherwise; give me candy! #givemeacandy 

That coffin right there is filled with treats! #filled 

One last house, but look, there’s a coffin. #looklook 

Let’s not go to a house with a coffin. #letsnot 

What do you think stays inside a coffin? #mummies 

Where can you buy a coffin? #fromthecostumeshop 

What a moon-lit Halloween! # moon-lit 

Halloween is the best day to kill someone off. #killthem 

A witch is definitely among us. #ifeelit 

Halloween is the scariest on a full moon night. #scariest 

What’s up on a Halloween Eve? #halloweeneve 

RIP 2020. #rip 

Can you think outside of the box? #letmegetout 

Spooky vibes. #spooky

Why should mummies have all the fun? #allthefun 

Do you have what it takes to be a mummy? #ithinkso 

My last-minute Halloween costume! #lastminute 

See me wing my last-minute Halloween costume! #wingingit 

Make other people jealous! Get your stylized coffin today! #getthem 

Show off your costume! #showoff 

Group mummy in a group coffin! #groupfie 

Just sipping a Halloween cocktail in my coffin. #halloweencocktails 

My DIY Halloween costume or coffin. #XD 

Make your own spooky Halloween costume! #savemoney 

Every day is Halloween if you are living with your parents. #haha 

Halloween vacation in a coffin-shaped car! #vacaymodeon 

Where’s the Halloween punch? #punchmerealquick 

Matching costumes. #twinning 

Haunt mess. #hot

This mummy has got fangs too. #everyonesgotthem 

Eat, drink and scare people off! ##repeat 

Which mummy have you seen with fangs on? They barely have a skull! #barely 

Funny Halloween Coffin Captions  

Did you manage a picture with the coffin man? #yesidid 

Making chili is a part of my tradition! #makingchili 

Look at the coffin man imparting happiness! #coffinman 

Be a haunted mess and drive people mad! #drivepeoplemad 

Dead men tell no tales. If only mummies could speak. #theyscare  

Modern mummies carry a wand. #myinvention 

Took me spooktacular hours to get ready! #ineededthat 

You better twerk, man! #mummiesdont 

Need to hitch that midnight meat train and put the animals in a coffin. #coffin  

Mummies just wanna have some fun. #fun

Is there anything called a coffin man? Like someone who lives there. #broyoumad 

Fun-tastic night! #funtastic 

What a night to remember! #anighttoremember 

All Hallow’s Eve! Hello all! #helloall 

We cannot stop being a creep! We are absolutely creeping it real! #stopbeingcreepy 

We all taste different on Halloween. #tastedifferent 

Mummy cosplay or something, please? #cosplay 

The dark side to everything. #darkside 

Your coffin to your Joker. #gotitready 

We have your coffin ready! #amidying 

Be spooky! #bespooky 

Ready for Halloween? #readyyet 

Friday, not the 13th, but a full moon night is your Halloween night! #whenisfridaythe13th 

I’d kill the mummy for you. Or anybody, for that matter. #anybodyman 

The spooky season is here! #spookyseason 

Blast from the past Halloween costumes! #blastfromthepast 

Join my cult! We scare people only. #joinmycult 

Baking cakes in all weird shapes. #weirdshapes 

Magical, colorful evening. #magical 

What are you doing with these kids? #willscarethemwaitup 

Get your own potion! #calledforit 

Do mummies have any potions? #nomanwhyeven 

Have a Halloween-long weekend! #longweekend 

Mummy or mummy? #ifyougetit 

Many moons ago. #notsuns

Halloween-themed rock, blues, and everything spooky! #themed 

We shall not spike your drink but shall make you a good punch! #bestpunch 

Shhh. Do you wanna see something? #checkitout 

Check out my coffin, guys! Very much alive, man! #verymuch 

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